Junior Cert complaint

I got my Junior Cert!!! I passed everything with honours!!! I even got an A!!! So, I'm pretty happy, I did better than I thought I would, my parents a very happy and as celebration I ate a shitload of junk food and had a nice dinner. Unlike what most of the girls in my year did. Most of them covered themselves in so much fake tan they were ridiculously orange and darkest skinned than most Asians in my school. On addition to this they wore these brightly coloured talons on the end of their fingers, some of them were almost two inches long, dangerous weapons more than anything else. I presume they wore something that looked more like underwear than clothes and then they went to various Disco's and got drunk as teenagers do when they're happy or sad or whatever. Which would be fine (if you don't talk about what they look like) if it wasn't the night before we had these all day aptitude tests at school. So today I was sat in a hall with a fair few extremely hungover people doing loads and loads of tests, so that was a fun day. I'm very much tempted to pig out even more today but I won't. So there's your daily complaint from a sick Ruska, though not about being sick this time (which I still am) 

     Ruska